Aaron Adams’s Blowhard Blog

I found this one today:

Free, Feminine Hygiene Products Never Opened! (Kettering)

I have 2 boxes of tampons made my tampax with cardboard applicator. They are new with 3 leak protection. 

I thought they were plastic applicator. 

40 tampons in all. Contact if interested. Home all night, so can pick up before 10 pm. will be checking mail frequent

Although I have no idea what the applicator is or what it does, some people apparently prefer plastic to cardboard, and we’re all about choices in a free society. Also, I’m not sure if “3 leak protection” means that the user is protected from leaks three different ways, or that there are three different kinds of leaks. And how long will 40 of them last?

Situations like this make me grateful for the quiet and introspective life that has been forced upon me.

Tonight I found this post on Craig’s List:

linnksys 8 port roughter switch - $25
Reply to: see below

Date: 2008-05-17, 10:28PM EDT

i have 2-3 of these am selling them individually 

call me at (xxx)xxx-xxxx after 3:30 pm

“linnksys”? Ok, maybe that’s a typo. But “roughter”? I’ve seen the illiterates that populate the intarweb really mangle some spellings in the past, but those manglings usually err on to the side of simplifying the spelling incorrectly, not making it more elaborate. And this person has 2-3 of them? They don’t know how many they have? What causes the number of “roughters” for sale at any time to vary? What does it mean that they’re being sold individually? Is that one to a customer? Why would you not sell all two or maybe three of them to a single person if they’re willing to buy?

This is probably a ploy to draw stupid people to someone’s home for an old-fashioned ass raping. Watch out!