Aaron Adams’s Blowhard Blog

You’re a complete fucktard. Really. No kidding. Because of you, I can’t get the sticker off the toy without pulling out the fuzzy stuff and practically destroying it. And I don’t want to leave the sticker on there because I don’t want this to happen to my dogs.

You see, removing a sticker from a dog toy should be the most minor part of my day. I should rip it off and never give it a second thought. Instead, it turns into an infuriating ordeal because you and the asshats who design packaging never bother to actually use your product, or you just don’t give a damn. I think I speak for everyone who has a fuzzy dog toy with a sticker when I say, burn in hell.

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