Thinning the herd

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From the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Kent Le of Lawrenceville displays his new iPhone after waiting since 3 a.m. at the AT&T store in Duluth. ‘People will be admiring me,’ he said. (Emphasis added.)

Anybody who thinks people will admire them because they own a particular phone should kill themselves. Seriously. Kill yourself. You’re worthless. You’re a liability to civilization. Do the one and only thing you can do that would benefit another human being and self-eliminate. Please.

3 Responses to “Thinning the herd”

  1. chuck goolsbee Says:

    People who wait in line for the better part of a day, in order to acquire a thing they think will mnake them admirable… well lets just say they are at the “special” end of the mental scale. Special as in “short-bus special.”

    –chuck

  2. soxiam Says:

    let’s see how many former startac owners do we have? heck, how many ipod wearing, hummer driving, blackberry totting self-elimination candidates do we have? the civilization is going to feel empty for a good while.

  3. Moeskido Says:

    Spoken like a Bill Hicks fan.

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