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Study: 90 percent of phone owners find iPhone superior

A study done by Strategy Analytics’ Wireless Device Labs into consumer perceptions of the iPhone experience (emphasis added) shows that 90 percent of respondents gave the iPhone higher marks than their own handset.

So, 90% of morons find a phone they’ve never used or even touched to be superior to the phone they have now.

What bullshit.

“Nonetheless, the iPhone clearly represents a breakthrough in terms of user experience.”

User experience… THAT NOBODY’S HAD!

This iPhone hysteria got old and annoying a long time ago, and now it’s just stupid. Please, please stop. The iPhone will not cure AIDS and cancer. It will not clean behind my toilet. It will not make Arabs, Persians, and Jews all give each other a big wet kiss. It will not reveal the meaning of the universe. It will not bring your dead grandparents back to life. And most importantly, it will not make my hair grow back.

I have a feeling it’s going to get worse before it gets better. Is there anyone with a friendly militia compound looking for a summer guest?

6 Responses to “100% of writers of this blog find bullshit annoying”

  1. chuck goolsbee Says:

    No no… bring it on! More!

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=AAPL&t=3m&l=on&z=m&q=l&c=

    –chuck

  2. Aaron Adams Says:

    How much stock do you have? ;)

  3. chuck goolsbee Says:

    Enough to make me happy.

    I bought when the Leopard delay was announced, and it dipped hard.

  4. John C. Welch Says:

    Interestingly enough, it looks like not only will I get an iphone, but it will be paid for by someone else. That makes it SO much more attractive. But yeah…how the hell can you say something YOU CAN’T USE YET is better/worse/the same?

  5. adam ooten Says:

    –”And most importantly, it will not make my hair grow back.”

    Dammit! I was gonna buy one for that very reason. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to get a Zune phone when it rolls out…

  6. Aaron Adams Says:

    I got your Zune phone right here:

    http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/06/typical-microsoft.html

    Ok, that’s obviously a fake. The real Zune phone will be brown.

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