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Study: 90 percent of phone owners find iPhone superior

A study done by Strategy Analytics’ Wireless Device Labs into consumer perceptions of the iPhone experience (emphasis added) shows that 90 percent of respondents gave the iPhone higher marks than their own handset.

So, 90% of morons find a phone they’ve never used or even touched to be superior to the phone they have now.

What bullshit.

“Nonetheless, the iPhone clearly represents a breakthrough in terms of user experience.”

User experience… THAT NOBODY’S HAD!

This iPhone hysteria got old and annoying a long time ago, and now it’s just stupid. Please, please stop. The iPhone will not cure AIDS and cancer. It will not clean behind my toilet. It will not make Arabs, Persians, and Jews all give each other a big wet kiss. It will not reveal the meaning of the universe. It will not bring your dead grandparents back to life. And most importantly, it will not make my hair grow back.

I have a feeling it’s going to get worse before it gets better. Is there anyone with a friendly militia compound looking for a summer guest?