Bail out! BAIL OUT!

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How exactly does this work?

11:48 AM: Life is good. No worries. Who wants peanut butter and jelly for lunch?

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11:49 AM: OMG!!! The iPhone and Leopard are going to be late! Sell all my Apple stock RIGHT NOW! They’re DOOMED, DAMMIT, DOOMED! I knew I shoudn’t have bought that Apple crap! SELL! SELL! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET GOD! Dump all my 5 million shares in the next 15 minutes! DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS!

Why does someone have 5 million shares of stock in a company in which they obviously have so little confidence? Talk about timid… and stupid.

I realize the suspicious part of this scenario is the buyer and not the seller of those shares, but I wanted to make my little side point.

One Response to “Bail out! BAIL OUT!”

  1. Shawn King Says:

    “According to the anecdotal evidence of Engadget.com’s comment section, investors did not take the day’s events well.

    “You guy’s suck! Validate before you publish! I just lost $127K in about 7 minutes because you clowns spooked the street and Apple’s stock got nailed because of your BS article. YOu F***ers are liable!,” wrote Christian Lau.”

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