Feb 18
Can I please have one meal in a restaurant that is not ruined by your screaming kid?
Grrr! Add commentsFrom Violent Acres’ “Dining Out: How To Serve and Be Served“:
A Word About Dining With Young Children
If you are the patron…
Get a fucking babysitter. If I wanted to listen to shrieking children, I would have had my own. Don’t cry to me about how you need a break but you can’t afford one, either. You should have thought about that before you had children. The very least you can do is take the little fuckers outside when they start acting up. Do not ruin the evening of an entire restaurant of people because you couldn’t figure out how to properly utilize a condom.
I completely agree, and I wish my own frustration didn’t prevent me from focusing my disgust into such articulation.
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February 18th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I say filet them and serve the resulting man-veal to anyone who wants some!
mmmmmm…. man-veal.
–chuck
February 24th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
For the cunt that happens to think her opinion matters….where the fuck do you live that makes you so fucking important? If you truly believe you are someone important then why don’t you yell this out in a restaurant and Im sure about 95% of the people there would be happy to beat the shit out of you and then you can tell your parents that someone bat the fuck out of their precious child, cause noone else will care. Why don’t you go talk this shit with your friends instead of acting like you know one fucking thing about anything..burn in hell you stupid bitch
February 27th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I wonder how Lisa would taste, rubbed with cayenne and black pepper, then slow roasted over mesquite and basted in a fine BBQ sauce?
I’d pefer to listen to the crackle and sizzle that the drivel.
–chuck
February 28th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
My wife and daughter just returned from a three week long trip in SO Africa, we went to dinner to discuss the trip, Of note! Worse than children screaming in a resturant is children and the parents screaming in a resturant. In every case the children are not to absorb the all of the blame the parents should be taken out side and wooped!
A family of screamers ruined our dinner and what would have been a wonderful chance to talk about their trip. Of not about So Africa the labor is so cheap, they do not import selling trinkets from China!
March 18th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Actually, I think you’d want to chase Lisa around the restaurant with a taser instead. That way, you get drivel, comedy, and some exercise all in one. Hat trick!