Aaron Adams’s Blowhard Blog

Here’s another reason why I think most discussion on the internet is practically worthless:

Godwin’s Law

Remember that because I may refer to it in the future.

Reading Godwin’s Law reminded me of a scientific law I discovered about a decade ago. I haven’t talked about it much because I’m tired of the ridicule I receive when I express such deep thoughts, but I’d like to codify it here, for posterity. It may be my most profound contribution to the science of astronomy. It is optimistically titled…

Adams’s First Law
Uranus jokes never get old.

As with most things I do, I’m sure my genius will be unappreciated in my lifetime, but alas, such is the bane of my existence. Thanks to Google, however, this law will live in their caches as long as there is a human race to stare at Uranus in awe.