My predictions for Apple’s 30th anniversary

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1. Apple will post a happy graphic to the front page of their site with a sentiment like, thanks to our customers for 30 great years.

2. Everyone at Apple will continue their lives as normal.

3. Multitudes of idiots will whine and bitch that Apple didn’t change the entire universe with some kind of product introduction.

4. I’ll be sick of listening to them whine.

Happy 30th Apple!

2 Responses to “My predictions for Apple’s 30th anniversary”

  1. John C. Welch Says:

    HA!

    WRONG!

    Apple didn’t post ANYTHING on their web site. TEH M@C 1$ D00M3D!!111OMGWTFKHAAAAAAAAN!

  2. Aaron Adams Says:

    Thank God there are asshats on the Internet to put me in my place.

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